mycroft-queenofcake:

iamjayse:

thenerdfighterkid:

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

shut up we have a good range of jokes

this is our domain

guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent

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rightwayforlife:

callherhoney:

p2hot:

allcreatures:


A young woman and her service dog caused quite a stir over the weekend when they both showed up to her college graduation ceremony dressed in matching caps and gowns.

Click through for full story.
(via Service Dog Arrives At College Graduation In Cap And Gown, Becomes A Celebrity (PHOTOS))

Dog: You damn fucking right I’m wearing a cap and fucking gown. I went to more classes den that long haired white hipster ass mofo other there so I KNOW I deserve this more than his ass. I aint ask to read and discuss fucking Virginia Woolfe. I thought she was a fucking dog. Then I found out it was crazy homely ass white woman. I literally had to sit through an hour and a half of that bullshit. Oh I’m getting a fucking diploma today.

DIED.

Omggggg this girl was in my classes back in the dayyyyy

rightwayforlife:

callherhoney:

p2hot:

allcreatures:

A young woman and her service dog caused quite a stir over the weekend when they both showed up to her college graduation ceremony dressed in matching caps and gowns.

Click through for full story.

(via Service Dog Arrives At College Graduation In Cap And Gown, Becomes A Celebrity (PHOTOS))

Dog: You damn fucking right I’m wearing a cap and fucking gown. I went to more classes den that long haired white hipster ass mofo other there so I KNOW I deserve this more than his ass. I aint ask to read and discuss fucking Virginia Woolfe. I thought she was a fucking dog. Then I found out it was crazy homely ass white woman. I literally had to sit through an hour and a half of that bullshit. Oh I’m getting a fucking diploma today.

DIED.

Omggggg this girl was in my classes back in the dayyyyy

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ignorantbread:

everyone gave Justin a standing ovation when he won except for that little circle around Selena what a queen 

ignorantbread:

everyone gave Justin a standing ovation when he won except for that little circle around Selena what a queen 

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njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

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there is a loneliness in this world so great
that you can see it in the slow movement of
the hands of a clock.

people so tired
mutilated
either by love or no love.

people just are not good to each other
one on one.

the rich are not good to the rich
the poor are not good to the poor.

we are afraid.

our educational system tells us
that we can all be
big-ass winners.

it hasn’t told us
about the gutters
or the suicides.

or the terror of one person
aching in one place
alone

untouched
unspoken to

watering a plant.

Charles Bukowski, Love is a Dog from Hell (via speakalittleloudersarah)

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Real loneliness is not necessarily limited to when you are alone.
Charles Bukowski (via msbrainbuster)

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cityofplacidity:

play-on-a-graveyard:

hanari502:

quidditchcapricious:

all1sees:

holmestuckvengers:

darth-lesbatron:

goldie-loxx:

cheyennemorgan:

admiralgoose95:

It will happen.

This would be the most bittersweet movie in the world.

Oh my god.

want

i would cry

I will cry myself into an early grave.

OMG WHAT IF

I’m tearing up just thinking about it oh my god
and all the potterheads would just be like forty or fifty years old sitting in the movie theater with their kids and grandkids if you’re that old and we’ll all just be crying at the screen and we’ll all get wierd looks from our kids because there are like a thousand old people crying because professor snape said turn to page 394.

and we’ll just all sob and hold each other

I’ll bring the tissues.

cityofplacidity:

play-on-a-graveyard:

hanari502:

quidditchcapricious:

all1sees:

holmestuckvengers:

darth-lesbatron:

goldie-loxx:

cheyennemorgan:

admiralgoose95:

It will happen.

This would be the most bittersweet movie in the world.

Oh my god.

want

i would cry

I will cry myself into an early grave.

OMG WHAT IF

I’m tearing up just thinking about it oh my god

and all the potterheads would just be like forty or fifty years old sitting in the movie theater with their kids and grandkids if you’re that old and we’ll all just be crying at the screen and we’ll all get wierd looks from our kids because there are like a thousand old people crying because professor snape said turn to page 394.

and we’ll just all sob and hold each other

I’ll bring the tissues.

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adriofthedead:

crowbara:

sammneiland:

thegistcali:

Article from The Guardian

congrats.

you’re all attracted to robots now.

thE FIRST 1

!!!!!!

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everyone has six names.

  1. your real name: 
    Erin
  2. your detective name (favourite colour and favourite animal):
    Blue Dog
  3. your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on):
    Nicole Savannah
  4. your star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle)
    HumNi
  5. superhero name (color of your shirt, first item to your immediate left):
    Blue Candle
  6. goth name (black and one of your pets):
    Black Onyx

(Source: peacefulfrom1353)

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emilylikesaliens:

thegoddamazon:

ellava:

Kidagakash by ~Deldatoa

The one Disney Princess they refuse to acknowledge.
I mean, they lump Mulan in with the Disney Princesses but not Kida? She was a badass.

beautiful

emilylikesaliens:

thegoddamazon:

ellava:

Kidagakash by ~Deldatoa

The one Disney Princess they refuse to acknowledge.

I mean, they lump Mulan in with the Disney Princesses but not Kida? She was a badass.

beautiful

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hellscabanaboy:

kismetjeska:

#in which Bruce Banner finally finds somebody who isn’t afraid to kid around with him #because he has a sense of humour after all #’i’m sorry, that was mean’ anyone? #but everybody tiptoes around him because ‘oh shit, he’s a monster’ #but then he meets Tony #someone who’s not afraid to be around him #someone who might actually be a friend #and that means so much to him and permeates so deep that even when he’s the fucking Hulk he still wants to save Tony’s ass #because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one

#SCIENCE BRO FEELS

#because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one

(Source: lawyerupasshole)

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