dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
shut up we have a good range of jokes
this is our domain
guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent
A young woman and her service dog caused quite a stir over the weekend when they both showed up to her college graduation ceremony dressed in matching caps and gowns.
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Dog: You damn fucking right I’m wearing a cap and fucking gown. I went to more classes den that long haired white hipster ass mofo other there so I KNOW I deserve this more than his ass. I aint ask to read and discuss fucking Virginia Woolfe. I thought she was a fucking dog. Then I found out it was crazy homely ass white woman. I literally had to sit through an hour and a half of that bullshit. Oh I’m getting a fucking diploma today.
Omggggg this girl was in my classes back in the dayyyyy
there is a loneliness in this world so great
that you can see it in the slow movement of
the hands of a clock.
people so tired
either by love or no love.
people just are not good to each other
one on one.
the rich are not good to the rich
the poor are not good to the poor.
we are afraid.
our educational system tells us
that we can all be
it hasn’t told us
about the gutters
or the suicides.
or the terror of one person
aching in one place
watering a plant.
It will happen.
This would be the most bittersweet movie in the world.
Oh my god.
i would cry
I will cry myself into an early grave.
OMG WHAT IF
I’m tearing up just thinking about it oh my god
and all the potterheads would just be like forty or fifty years old sitting in the movie theater with their kids and grandkids if you’re that old and we’ll all just be crying at the screen and we’ll all get wierd looks from our kids because there are like a thousand old people crying because professor snape said turn to page 394.
and we’ll just all sob and hold each other
I’ll bring the tissues.
- your real name:
- your detective name (favourite colour and favourite animal):
- your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on):
- your star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle)
- superhero name (color of your shirt, first item to your immediate left):
- goth name (black and one of your pets):
#in which Bruce Banner finally finds somebody who isn’t afraid to kid around with him #because he has a sense of humour after all #’i’m sorry, that was mean’ anyone? #but everybody tiptoes around him because ‘oh shit, he’s a monster’ #but then he meets Tony #someone who’s not afraid to be around him #someone who might actually be a friend #and that means so much to him and permeates so deep that even when he’s the fucking Hulk he still wants to save Tony’s ass #because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one
#SCIENCE BRO FEELS
#because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one